Tuesday, March 8, 2011

In the school

Study hall and have nothing to work on that requests my emediate attention. So I thought I would hop on and found out that the new Kane chronicle came out. What no one go'n to tell me that it came out. Dad used to but I can't count on him any more.My study halls almost over so see ya.

Sunday, March 6, 2011

jokes of the day

There once was a mirror that if you tell a lie that you would be sucked in. So a red head walked up to it and said "I think I am the smartest girl in the room." Slurp. It sucked her in. then A brunet walked up to it and said" I think I am the prettiest girl in this room" Slurp. Then a blond walked up to it and said " I think..." Slurp. No offence meant I have a few friends who are blond and they are in high math. And I will do a few more jokes to make up for when I was gone.
So there was a man in his house. And out of nowhere he heard someone say " When the log rolls over then we'll all be dead." He got up real sudden because he was all alone. He said "what was that?" But got no answer. All of a sudden he heard it again. "When the log rolls over then we'll all be dead." So he got up real quite and searched the house. Soon all that was left was the bathroom. When he opened the door there was no one there. then he lifted up the toilet seat and there was19 flies stuck to a piece of poo singing " When the log rolls over then we'll all be dead." sorry if you think it is inappropriate but my dad did it it made me laughed so much that my sides hurt.
now a riddle. imagine that you are in a 300 story sky scraper surrounded by wolfs. there is no doors and the only way down is through a window. how do you get down with out dieing? all answers for riddles will be at the bottom.
you must put 10 horses into 9 stalls. you can't put 1 outside, kill , build another stall, or put more than 1 in a stall or anything like that. they must have their own stall.
what do you call slimy hes ten heads and is covered in warts?
I am the beginning of end and the end of time, the middle of nowhere, and  the end of all rhyme. what am I?
the answers: Stop Imaging!  spell out the words TEN HORSES It contains nine letters so fill the spaces with the letters. Ugly.the letter e

My Birthday weekend

So Friday was my birthday, and I went to so see Rango with two of my friends. There would of been 4 but one was sick and the other couldn't come because of family issues. But It was okay that they couldn't come. It's not there fault. I had an awsome birthday and I really wish I could spell because I am hiting the backspace bar so much it is annoying. Then on Saturday I scored a goal in soccer!!! the first time in a long long long long long (just add 10 more longs) time. I have always gotten close to it but never actually scored. well lets just say that it has been a great weekend even if gab and ash ate all of my cake. joke of the day coming up next. See ya.