There once was a mirror that if you tell a lie that you would be sucked in. So a red head walked up to it and said "I think I am the smartest girl in the room." Slurp. It sucked her in. then A brunet walked up to it and said" I think I am the prettiest girl in this room" Slurp. Then a blond walked up to it and said " I think..." Slurp. No offence meant I have a few friends who are blond and they are in high math. And I will do a few more jokes to make up for when I was gone.
So there was a man in his house. And out of nowhere he heard someone say " When the log rolls over then we'll all be dead." He got up real sudden because he was all alone. He said "what was that?" But got no answer. All of a sudden he heard it again. "When the log rolls over then we'll all be dead." So he got up real quite and searched the house. Soon all that was left was the bathroom. When he opened the door there was no one there. then he lifted up the toilet seat and there was19 flies stuck to a piece of poo singing " When the log rolls over then we'll all be dead." sorry if you think it is inappropriate but my dad did it it made me laughed so much that my sides hurt.
now a riddle. imagine that you are in a 300 story sky scraper surrounded by wolfs. there is no doors and the only way down is through a window. how do you get down with out dieing? all answers for riddles will be at the bottom.
you must put 10 horses into 9 stalls. you can't put 1 outside, kill , build another stall, or put more than 1 in a stall or anything like that. they must have their own stall.
what do you call slimy hes ten heads and is covered in warts?
I am the beginning of end and the end of time, the middle of nowhere, and the end of all rhyme. what am I?
the answers: Stop Imaging! spell out the words TEN HORSES It contains nine letters so fill the spaces with the letters. Ugly.the letter e
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